05/23/2025 (Home Day 4): Things I Thought I Had to Have an Answer to or an Emotional Response to at One Time or Another
How are you going to make a living off of that?
That’s not a healthy breakfast…
You may be book smart, but you’re not street smart…
You better get over it or we’re going to have problems…
Why don’t you want to go back to school?
Well, when you have kids…
Why would you want to give up all that money?
Whatever you want…
It doesn’t matter…
I didn’t think that you’d be that stupid…
You think you know everything…
You’re just like me…
Don’t put yourself out for me…
Why?
Well, I think…
B****...
One day you might…
You could always do [insert another person’s projected desires here] for a living…
Are you sure?
Well, if I were you…
This is what I would do…
Oh, you don’t want that…
That’s not going to make you happy…
Really?
You can have just a couple every now and then…
Here’s what you need to do…
You care too much…
You have to schedule everything…
What are we doing?
Oh, not me…
I’d kill to make that much money…
Why don’t you want some?
Come on, please?
You have to apologize first…
You don’t understand like I do…
I’m the only one that knows how to do this…
I know you’re young and you’re learning…
I wish you would’ve asked me first…
I’m listening, I swear…
Okay, tell me again…
Can you repeat that?
You’re all I’ve got…
If something happened to you…
I’m tired of dreaming…
I’ll never have that…
I’ve always been miserable…
How long are you going to be gone?
[insert any suitable judgy background mumbling comment here]
I don’t feel like doing that anymore…
It’s up to you…
I should’ve gotten that instead…
Dummy…
Because I said so…
I’m exhausted…
…Me too…